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Sunday May 20th 2012

Jordan Crawford Outshoots Lebron James In James’ Own Skills Academy.

I knew, I just KNEW if I waited long enough, Lebron James would prove to the world himself that he shouldn’t be compared to Kobe Bryant. Don’t you just love it when the work gets done for you? HELL YES! So look at this as an official thank you from me to Lebron for proving to the world that I am right.

SOPHOMORE (capitalized for effect) Jordan Crawford of the Xavier Musketeers can apparently out dunk LeBron and even proceeded to do so at LEBRON’S OWN Skills Academy in Akron, OH. How dreadfully embarrassing, but so hilariously apropos!

And adding to this jocularity is the fact that Nike is SO EMBARRASSED by this little incident that they made both of the cameramen that were seen recording it to hand over their tapes. So, as it stands now, no one will get to see this wonderful  truth. However, some creative and possibly unemployed fans took the time to recreate the events as we, the public, have come to know them:

Jordan Crawford (Xavier University) Dunks On Lebron James ((DUNK TAPE FOUND!))

Funny stuff, right? Only time will tell if we ever get to see the true tape or not. I’m sure we will, since some money hungry bigwig will someday find himself in need of more cash to keep his little mid-life crisis girl on the side happy.

In the meantime, I have provided you with a video clip of Jordan Crawford spreading the joy and using his bragging rights to bring down King James. Enjoy the rest of your Sunday, people…if you can!

Mwah!!!

Jordan Crawford on Dunking On LeBron

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